Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019

poop

brown stuff that comes out of your ass or a word commonly used in 1st grader insults

ew my poop is red

your a poop!

by anonymous January 9, 2023

Poop

1. (Usually) brown feces emitted out of the buttocks.

2. Phrase people use to be silly and immature.

"Aw man, my poop was very large today."

"No, mine was bigger."

-Two kids having a conversation over feces.

by _w3irdw0rld_ March 17, 2021

totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.

Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”

by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023

Poop stick

A immature word used to call someone a name of just to cuss around your family

*at hockey game*
*mr.hockeyman misses*
Everyone: oh my god nice move stupid

Me: POOP STICK

by Brittani.riley March 2, 2019

Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.

Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...

by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021

female poop

a piece of solids coming out of a females' butt. smels rank.

Emma ran home and launched a massive load of female poop into the porcelain throne

by sthbath June 1, 2019