Noun:
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
by @pdxTurdHunter April 6, 2023
Get the Bait Boxmug. by Dumbledizz March 3, 2021
Get the posse boxmug. "Daaaaaamn! Check out the meat box on that honey!"
"Dude, she's a vegetarian".
"Oh, did I say meat box? I meant veg box!"
"Dude, she's a vegetarian".
"Oh, did I say meat box? I meant veg box!"
by Pink Pear Apple August 22, 2012
Get the veg boxmug. After a night of fun times and she stays around. You decide to get one more last fling in there to Jumpstart the day. Reboot the Box.
by JakeLV December 25, 2024
Get the Reboot the Boxmug. by Ubeenbamboozledson July 21, 2025
Get the Tackle Boxmug. 
by My grandma's house March 23, 2021
Get the Boxed like a fishmug.