John Bottom

The typical bottom, so bottom they're the john of bottoms

Person 1: I thought I was bottoming!
Person 2: NO I'M JOHN BOTTOM!!
Person 1: Oh okay I'll top then

by ShidouYaoi May 19, 2024

John

He has the cutest smile you'll ever see. He is very athletic, intelligent, and very cute. He will make your day better even when you had the worst day. He always makes eye contact when talking to you. Someone will always have a crush on him no matter what. John is a guy you want to be best friends with forever.

girl 1 "His smile is so cute"
girl 2 "That's cause his name is John"\
girl 1 "I wanna marry him!"

by misterious9495 January 11, 2021

John Mason

ok

John Mason gay? ok, (in a car with 1 pretty best friend)

by Mrs. Sikora October 30, 2020

Sussy John

Sussy John is a fictional character I made up, he’s also a tattoo on my knee cap

“Vote sussy John”

by Johnballs69696969696969 March 5, 2022

John

Someone who's the bassist of a band.

"John I told you we're not using your song ! It sucks !"

by butte phucker August 31, 2019

john novak

A person who slaps girls with his penis

Damn look at that bruis did you let John novak do that

by Tr=e November 21, 2016

Periodt John

“PERIODT John” means something important to the steppers/dancers at DSSD studios in Decatur Georgia

We got first place “periodt john”

by nokapp.z June 17, 2019