Festering Cunt Sore

An ultimate derogatory term to be used when you need to insult a complete and utter fuck wit and shut them up when they are insulting you!!

Roger, you are without a doubt the most unfortunate festering cunt sore that i have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on! Now fuck off!!!

by Dr Phill17 July 2, 2009

Blunt as a Nun's Cunt

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009

Aural Cunt Punt

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.

Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.

by Gigi & Key January 19, 2009

dry as a nun's cunt

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.

(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.

by bill smiff January 5, 2011

awful shower of cunts

Irish colloquial expression for a group of people that you find incredibly annoying to be around. Generally people you know and dread meeting. But the term has broad applications in life.

The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.

Brian: "I'm not looking forward to this this job. The lads down there are an awful shower of cunts!"

Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"

Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"

Niall: "Yeah go on..."

by Kurt Cocaine September 23, 2009

Cunt Force Trauma

Like Blunt Force Trauma except this is where the pubic region of a female receives a lot of trauma after a serious rogering.

Dude 1- She was walking away from my bed this morning like she had been on the Rodeo for a week nonstop!

Dude 2-You mean you gave her a serious case of CFT to go

Dude 1- Yeah, Cunt Force Trauma!!!!

by Graham Wallace August 14, 2008

cunt punt express

When more than one person cunt punts a woman consecutively.

Did you see that woman last night we gave her the cunt punt express.

by Mr lova October 19, 2015