Donald Dick

When a man gives a woman anal until she opens her mouth so wide that she looks like Donald Duck

-Hey how's your girlfriend coming?
-Good, yesterday we go drunk and I gave a her a Donald Dick

by Chantecleer February 20, 2008

chap-dick

The effect on ones penis after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the penis gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.

"Man, I'd like to wrench my warty chap-dick down her throat."
"It appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-dick if you will."

by jinjo_one March 3, 2006

dick butkus

The Dick Butkus, named after what many people term the best football player ever, is a close kin of the Dirty Sanchez. After performing anal sex, the man uses his "mud pencil of love" to craft eye black under each of his partner's eyes thus enabling her to reduce the glare on the field of play. This move is a must for sports fans everywhere... a perfect companion for any football and/or baseball season!!!

I have always been a fan of hardhitting linebackers, so giving Pam the Dick Butkus last night just felt natural.

by Iameister October 13, 2006

stink dick

the act of engaging in anal sex

sam stink dicked his cousin

by sh!t October 16, 2005

dick smuggler

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.

You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!

by Silence March 28, 2003

dick rice

A slang term for crabs

Dude, don't sleep with that chick. She's got the dick rice.

by AJasdf March 4, 2008

dick nixon

A Dick Nixon is when someone goes down on a guy. When it is time to shoot the load, you shoot it in their eyes so as to blind them. Then you punch them in the nose in order to knock them out. Once they are unconscious, you steal every thing you can grab from their place and get the hell out. If they ever call you out on what you did you are to reply, "I am not a crook!"

Yo Scott, let's go buy some expensive shit! Mary was giving me a blow job the other day and I totally Dick Nixoned her ass. I made it out with her credit card and panties so we're good to go

by kujo411 June 22, 2007