poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022

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Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!

A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!

by CivSki May 28, 2022

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Poop

A Human Substance Which comes from the anus

I Just Pooped.

by Ollie Smartnut May 28, 2022

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Poop Recoil

It's when you go get the deed done and feel tapped out from the release.

Definition: "WOW.. That was quite the push, I think I'm going to stay here for a minute *phew*" (Poop Recoil)

by KermitLovesYou May 29, 2022

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Poop

wut ur mum is

ur mum is poop

by anonymous May 29, 2022

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poop

1. A word that every single fucking dumbass child laughs at.

2. Friendly word for shit

3. Stuff that comes out ur ass

Examples.
1.

Child1: poop

Child 2: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

2.
Child1: OH POOP

3.

Child1: i pooped my pants

Child2: kys

by Chick-----------------------en May 29, 2022

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