Sexy ….Amazing style.The definition of a perfect man.Protector, Loyal and honorable.Every girl dreams to be with a John.If you find one keep him.Never let him go.Your in luck ladies because John is the Bomb.com.
You must be with a John I can tell by that huge grin on your face.Damn girl what did you do last night?
by Channahm July 28, 2021
Get the Johnmug. John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )
by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021
Get the Johnmug. by 23Birderman August 10, 2023
Get the Big Chuck and Little Johnmug. One story claims that John Backflip performed the first backflip in 1316 in medieval Europe. However, Backflip was eventually exiled after his rival, William Frontflip, convinced the public that Backflip was using witchcraft.
by Fortnitebawlz July 11, 2024
Get the John backflipmug. 
by Zxulh February 6, 2022
Get the Johnmug. by My pseudonym, not yours April 18, 2021
Get the Johnmug.