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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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God

Me
I am God
by I am God, yes August 28, 2022
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Daddy god

The saddest and most pathetic term for the male light-god.
Christian pastor: "he is my god but I prefer to call him daddy god"
by PnP_NoName February 27, 2021
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In God we trust

The man, the myth, the legend, this person known as "in God we trust" or shorter."God" is truly the greatest as he is a true genius he is able to do anything he wishes he is someone everyone loves so to be called "In God we trust" is a way to call someone the greatest at everything
Hey bro you're just like in God we trust.
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GOD

GOD IS POWER, GOD IS LIFE, GOD IS LOVE
by sxarliiit July 31, 2022
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God

When A person who isn’t doing anything wrong is forced to start doing something wrong before it’s legalised anyway like smoke pot in Australia
Fuck that god guy with binoculars and a problem with people who have healthy colons just shit himself driving on the highway walked in my house while I was studying and started wiping his arse with my text books
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Shopping Gods

When you find or dont find what you are looking for when shopping.
I found those Manolos on a sweet sale, the Shopping Gods were with me.
by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009
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