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semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.
President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018
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The Hand Man

In card games (ex. Poker, Uno, etc.), The Hand Man is the person who assumes he's got the best winning cards in his hand.

In business, The Hand Man or more commonly known as the Right-Hand Man, is a very important assistant who helps someone do a job.
Example 1, Card Games:
John: " Aw c'mon, my hand is so bad. Well I'm screwed."
Elliot: " Mine is manageable, I wonder who's The Hand Man."
Sarah: " This is an interesting hand..."
Amy: " You guys are so dead, I'm The Hand Man."

Example 2, Business:
Secretary John Wilkins' is The Hand Man of Vice President Elizabeth Fischbach.
by V the Mr. Poetry September 26, 2021
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thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.
by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017
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Engineer Hands

Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.
John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!
by Slimdiggity December 22, 2023
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Hand day

where we can exchange or request for hand pics, on april 12
Wow I really want to ask my friend for some hand pics since it's hand day
by cariina April 11, 2021
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Yoda Hand

One for the pink, one for the stink” -Brando
Mmmmmm, good yoda hands you have! Bad does this smell!”
by Chief Ten Beers December 14, 2019
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Sissy hands

Another term for gloves . Sissy hands implies your hands are soft and free of calluses .
(While working in the garage )Mike says to Dave “you should wear gloves while you’re welding .” Dave replies “ I don’t wear those Sissy hands “
by Rage cage idk man “H” June 28, 2025
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