Proto-god

1. An unknown god (who isn't in mythology).

2. A being who is about to become a god or trying to become one.

3. The god from a culture that gods from other cultures originated from, (e.g. The Proto-Indo-European Sky God, Deus Pater from which Zeus originated).

'Dionysus used to be a proto-god when he was just a demigod, because he later became a god.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 6, 2022

good morning god bless

When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.

"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"

by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE May 23, 2018

talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

God of the Drunk

an idiotic son of a bitch

God of the Drunk was one of the reasons the Stubborn forums died

by DarkMatter April 12, 2004

The Dutch God

Mikkey Miller is the Dutch God of getting fucked up

Thank the Dutch God for everything that is good in life

by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021

Tribute God Complex

Believing you are Brian Johnson outside your ACDC tribute band so deeply , you remain In character everywhere you go with your floppy hat and shoe polish sideburns hoping to get a free reach around from Confused junkie groupies ...

Thanks to his Tribute God Complex, people laugh at him behind his back at HOB

by Fred zepplin March 15, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025