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on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024
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God

person 1: “yo is that god?”

person 2: “nah man it’s craig”
by GoogleButBetter May 15, 2022
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go disgrace god

"Hey, I got bricked up so I'm gonna go disgrace god rq, brb."

"Bro, we're in the middle of a game."
by Sour Creme and Onions June 27, 2024
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God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
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God

The Higher being that needs to save UrbanDictionary
by Gerpsy November 24, 2021
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God Mode

Something a scrub or noob gamer uses to become invincible.
Did you god mode? says Anakin. Yes I did because I am a scrub. It is fair right.
by Shoe 456 May 18, 2020
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Sauce god

Sauce God is a fat fuck from morrell in Philadelphia played Pokémon go with his best friend dominick loranig and mister molester at Jefferson hospital. He’s going to father judge and is going to sell hardcore drugs to kids at Ramp Playground. He also smells like a thrift store
Have you seen Sauce God? Sauce God got buckets yo. I just licked sauce gods nipples!
by FrankMcardle September 6, 2021
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