Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025

Deflate your waterbed

When you give your homie that veiny ahh zick

Ayy foe I’m boutta deflate your waterbed.

by The Dickllerrr February 24, 2025

Sporadic Like A Waterboardu

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Sporadic Like A Waterboardu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 19, 2025

Sporadic Like A Waterboard

Sporadic Like A Waterboard

Sporadic Like A Waterboard

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

Sporadic Like Isu Waterboard

Sporadic Like Isu Waterboard

Sporadic Like Isu Waterboard

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

Pottle of water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
JJ: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce? Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of water. Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025