Mom

A girl that can has gave birth to a child. They are almost always fat.

I love you mom.

by iknowwords109 February 13, 2023

mom be like humour

Where a 20-year-old describes their experiences with their mom from the perspective of a 9-year-old

"haha don't you just hate it when mom doesn't let you game past 10 pm" Said by 20-year-old single adult engaging in mom be like humour.

by momoniemoproblem February 20, 2023

Your mom

Your mom is someone you respect. She is your parent and is the one who sets rules. Listen to your mom.

Hello, John your mom is very very nice!

by I love titties6969 February 21, 2023

your mom

your mom

i fuc$^# your mom

by vc msn cacesqd dfc February 23, 2023

ur mom

absolutley dissing ur mom me personally not taking that thoe.

ur mom so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

by hahalolfatass December 19, 2023

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023