Adam John Oates

Shit prick how can't finish his chances in pro clubs what a wank stain like

Person 1: Adam John Oates JUST PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING NET

by Gayasnuggetlover42069 November 26, 2024

John Bridged

When someone bends backwards and puts a females penis in his mouth

Bro I got John Bridged last night and she was so hot

by The John Bridge May 7, 2025

John F. Kennedy

When you nut on a girls face and right when you nut on her face you knock her out.

Man, I sure did John F. Kennedy the fuck out of Stacy last night.

by DullDuck January 12, 2018

Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.

I was johning so hard it broke my broom

by Marco Pole May 26, 2025

Jeremiah John

To play golf as a lefty and poorly

That heavy set guy is playing like a real Jeremiah John

by cookie beanbag May 18, 2023

John

Formally known as that “Johnathan”. To be on that Johnathan is to be on that Westerby. To have that John is to have the best there is, nothing better.

You’re gambling, getting it in… you’re on that John.

You just picked a dime up from the bar. You’re on that John.

by Movie Magic October 8, 2025

John

John a.k.a To Quynh Phu is a nice and friendly guy who loves bananas.

His Discord: FruityBoi#8534

John loves eating bananas and he's a sussy baka.

by To Quynh Phu from Vietnam May 6, 2022