Fish Potato

A potato that is also a fish. Commonly worshipped by middle schoolers, the fish potato is believed to be the soul essence of everything around us. It can be used in any sentence and still kinda make sense.

No one knows where or how it started, but we do know it's everywhere now. You can't escape the fish potato.

Middle Schooler: Darn. I haven't been feeling very fish potato lately.
Other Middle Schooler: Oh my fish potato! That's awful!

by MRIIIIIII October 15, 2019

Phone Fishing

when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car

"derek, wait for me! i'm phone fishing, derek!"

by pour sugar outside November 3, 2020

Fish Lock

1. A state of random and spontaneous de-animation.
2. An organic state of being defunct or inoperative.
3. Disease of fish, when fish seem to be frozen mid-swim in the middle of the tank without moving up or down. Unaffected by stimuli.

1. "Dude what's wrong with your fish?"

"Oh, it has fish lock"

by cat wrangler February 6, 2010

coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

by Monto Juan April 18, 2018

Umbrella Fish

Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.

Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.

by Bands731 August 23, 2021

Salmon fishing

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.

"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"

by BDWF April 5, 2021

teach a man to fish saying

something someone named leo can’t stop saying

the teach a man to fish saying is said like this, “If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.” - john leo penn

by bskakanwkjsbsjsj August 10, 2022