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Oakland brown-mash

Much like the cleveleand steamer, it is a scatalogical sexual act, however it utilizes the face and/or mouth, and a more soupy/malt like stool.
Dude, Sears just gave Abelkop an Oakland brown-mash--its all over everything.
by Carlos Maza November 11, 2006
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Chris-brown-a-bitch

Beat someone up unexpectadly

Harm another person for doing something wrong too you
"Yo my i found out my girlfriend was cheating on me"

"Dude, you should definatly chris-brown-a-bitch"
by That dude wit a car March 11, 2009
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brown and bloody sandwich

when someone proceeds to rip the lining out of their partners ass through anal sex pentration causing pain and discomfort along with serious health side effect including but not limited to loss of bowel movement control.

this can result in shit flowing out of your partner at any point in time with no warning.

not recommended for inexperienced players!
"The woman recieved a brown and bloody sandwich from her pimp, which caused her to bleed for a week and lose control of her shitting for life."
by J. Middz September 22, 2006
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brown bear

A sexual action when a women kind of has to poop and the man sticks his big toe in her butt getting a small amount of poop on his big toe the man than titty fucks the girl with his foot and every time he strokes the foot up his big toe hits her chin creating a brown beard.
by crazyeroticaslugger March 17, 2009
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Brown Mr Whippy

When a girl sucks a guys dick whilst hes taking a shit.
Ooooohhh..that girl was so ferral! All she wanted was some 'Brown Mr Whippy'!!!!!
by Robert J. Melrose June 3, 2003
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brown bag special

The paper bag loaded with generic and second hand condoms and spermicide patches that your local Health Department gives you when you apply for birth control options.
"When Puddin was wanting to get down with his old lady, she made get him get a rubber from the brown bag special she got from the VD clinic before he could even think of getting near her."
by C- Note April 18, 2006
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Brown Towel

The act of wiping your rear end with a damp towel after a big shit and then whipping somebody with it
Girl 1: I had to take an hour long shower last night
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Ben Brown Towelled me
by wtfisahandle January 19, 2015
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