rocking jelly

half erect penis while still maintaining malleability; sportin' a half chub;
I've been rocking jelly since we picked up that sexy hitchhiker an hour ago.
Your mom's tits got me rocking jelly.
by homojeanious October 13, 2017
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Pocket rock

When you butt-dial a rock&roll song.
I had a pocket rock and began to jam.
by Thatoneguy1919 June 24, 2022
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pot rock

pot rock is spunch bops frend
by Hehe I cheated February 20, 2021
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big rock

Is a rock located in beaver island Michigan owned by joshua pitchford.
is the largest glacial erratic known on Beaver Island, and much of it may be below the surface. The igneous rock was carried from the Canadian Shield.
the big rock is located in beaver island Michigan.
by colin dorson September 24, 2020
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Big rocks

Something that is cool and amazing
"Yo, your car is just big rocks man!"
by TEREVICHTIMEKADKE March 22, 2024
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rock pain scissors

A variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors in which the winner/s of each round inflict pain on the loser/s. Here are the rules.

If you play Rock and your opponent/s plays Scissors, you ask them to form a fist, and then proceed to slam your knuckles onto theirs. For maximum pain try to aim for your knuckles to hit their arteries instead.

If you play Paper and your opponent/s plays Rock, you ask them to roll up their shorts/pants and deliver a tight slap on their thigh or calf. If there's a red mark left you know you've done it right.

If you play Scissors and your opponent/s play Paper, you ask them to extend their forearm and proceed to pinch them. If your nails are long enough for a classic, you can form your index and middle fingers into a hook shape and wedge your opponent/s' skin in the gap between the two fingers. Hold on and turn your hand for 3 seconds or until you can see the pain in their eyes.

Before every round, there is an option to pussy out and leave the game. If you do this, you are considered a pussy for life.

Also if you see someone cheat by changing their hand when they throw, everyone gets to do all 3 pain methods on them.
Yo John wanna play rock pain scissors?
John: Nah dude, my hand still hurts from yesterday.
by the sage of six paths March 01, 2018
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Fuck Rock

phallic shaped crystal one uses to pleasure oneself
That fuck rock made me cum so hard
by TrailRN April 05, 2022
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