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John

A guy who is so kind to you and loves you unconditionally but will show red flags later on like playing the victim and being a jerk. If you can get him to communicate properly with you there’s a good chance your relationship will end up happy and for many years but be warned johns are easily annoyed and are very introverted meaning after a fight there’s a good chance you’ll find him locked up in the basement with his gaming controller in hands
Ex: I cant believe John ghosted me for hours!
by Ghostiepants January 18, 2022
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John Kennedy

A dumb joke two little kids made as a mockery of our friend from school looking like a presidential figure's grandson. John Kennedy
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John SouthWest Airlines

John southWest Airlines is a anime nerd who can rock anyones world with his flight or stupidty. 10/10 airlines
by Jhon southwest January 20, 2022
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John

An impeccable specimen of a male. With brains and braun, he would make a damn hell of a doctor and representative for Bergen County Academy's AMST.
by NotJohnR January 21, 2022
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JOHN

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John Mclon

Something you say to weird people out so they leave you alone.
John Mclon
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Sev John

Fresh and based rap/hip-hop/lofi artist just making it out the hood and onto streaming services with an album in the works..
Caidin: "Yo you heard the new Sev John song that dropped today?"
Dave: "No, who is that?"
Caidin: "You don't know who Sev John is? You're missing out!"
by roberttelos May 14, 2022
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