hands-down winner

Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.

Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.

by QuacksO November 25, 2021

Hendrix Hands

Someone with large skinny hands. Named after the famous blues-rock guitarist Jimi Hendrix, who had very long fingers.

Sam was so good at playing the guitar because he had Hendrix Hands.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon November 27, 2021

Hande

Hande means laugh or laughter in Persian and is a Turkish given name. All Handes are lovely<3

Hande is the best girl i’ve ever seen^^

by Sugarcandy13 November 29, 2021

Hand pay

A hand job where one hand whacks the top of your knob like you’re slapping out dollar bills for a cheap rate hooker

Got a quality hand pay from my bitch last night. Lasted almost fifty bucks.

by Wilkypedia December 1, 2021

Kitty hands

What Steph says for a dance routine, kitty hands. Or titty hands

"Next use your kitty hands"

by Shbam222 December 3, 2021

Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.

Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”

by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020

blackened-hands triumph

Refers to where ya emerge from da garage or workshop and grinningly display yer grease/soot-covered hands for da folks waiting outside to learn da results of yer repair-efforts; da idea is dat yer "soiled but pridefully-happy" gesture indicates dat yer task was totally messy and disagreeable, but dat ya were indeed successful in yer refurbishing endeavors.

Extra points if da crowd of onlookers breaks into congratulatory applause (like da fellow passengers do in "What About Bob?" when said trepidatious Robert actually manages to ride all da way to his destination without totally freaking out) when you do yer blackened-hands triumph maneuver.

by QuacksO January 5, 2020