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God

You expected a definition but it was really I DIO.
by Dio simp March 5, 2021
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Serving God

Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.
Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
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Blood for the Josh god

The comments during the legendary Josh battle in which multiple people named Josh prepared for 1 year to have a fight with pool noodles for weapons. The objective of the fight is to see who can keep the name Josh, in a joking manner. Slight variations, such as "Blood for the Josh blood" are also used.
Live chat:
Person 1: JOSH FIGHT
Person 2: YUH JOSH FIGHT
Person 3: BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD
by bruh-momentum April 24, 2021
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Bro My God

"Bro my god" is an informal expression used as an alternative to saying "Oh my God," typically directed toward a close friend you consider a "bro." It blends surprise or emphasis with a sense of camaraderie.
Jenson: did you see that fish that grew legs?!

David: Bro my god! WTF
by theonewhocreates September 18, 2025
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God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching
“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”
by Night Monkey December 10, 2021
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God

Who is god ?
Jayda she’s hot lol
by Satan69swag November 18, 2020
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God's license

Driving without a license or a permit
This mf been driving with God's license since high school
by ElWero10 November 12, 2023
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