brown eye brow 

When a person is sleeping and another person sits on the sleeping persons face to get skid marks on there face.

AWWW! I got brown eye browed

brown eye brow by Adibidibi March 9, 2003

brown bombing 

When you shit directly off a tall building and let the poop hit the ground at an increidble velocity.

This one guy did it to a person and the person had a bruise for a week it hit them so hard

brown bombing by jordan b November 19, 2003

Brown Ice 

A surprisingly large amount of feces on your rectum after having a bowel movement that causes you to lose control of your wipe and smears fecal matter past your rectum and onto your scrotum.

I need to go home and take a shower, in the bathroom I hit brown ice and got shit all over my balls.

Brown Ice by splang77 February 22, 2010

Brown Collar 

This refer to someone that have their head up someone elses ass that a drown ring is created around their necks. They are so busy in this act that they are obliviouse to anything else.

They guy in payrolls has has brown collar

Brown Collar by grtss April 17, 2011

Brown Bagging 

The act of having anal intercourse with a African (American) male while his scrotum slaps against the partners anus.

When Jerome told his friends about his time last night they asked if he participated in Brown Bagging her. He replied "Hell Yeah son I beat the shit out of that Chili Chute".

Brown Bagging by George Schwanz April 24, 2011

three finger brown 

Mordecai Peter Centennial "Three Finger" Brown -- World famous baseball player at the dawn of the twentieth century. Known for his elite pitching by a farm machinery accident which left his right hand with a severed iskills, despite being handicapped index finger, and mangled others.

Brian: Man, this is the worst day ever...i missed the bus this morning, failed my math test, and i have to go to prom this weekend....

Hartzog- well you know what they say: ...Three Finger Brown!

three finger brown by Kimbo May 22, 2007

Murphy Brown

You will need a mini-fridge next to your bed, the lights out, and someone you don't like. Latex glove is optional. Under cover of darkness slip the glove on and suggest doggy style to this person. Use some lube or your finger to get it wet an loose. Then reach into the fridge and pull out frozen log of feces and rapidly insert into preferred orafice. Then simply get up and walk away. She or he will never want to have sex with you again.

Melissa came over again last night and wouldn't leave me alone. So I invited her upstairs and gave her a murphy brown

Murphy Brown by jango threat June 18, 2009