the rock with hair

the rock with hair is a mythical creature that no one remembers
he is dangerous because he could use his special power move the eyebrow raise.
the eyebrow raise throws the opponent in the air and bombards them with memes

person 1 "hey have you seen the rock with hair?"
person 2 "he had hair?????"
person 3 "RUN HES COMING"
the rock with hair 'raises eyebrow'
everyone in a 100 mile radius "ahhh help me!! too many taco bel noises"

by the rock with hair March 10, 2022

rock

a very offensive word

rock you sturpiad monke

by max1nschool June 14, 2022

smash rocks

The act of playing your current survival game with your bestie. Usually involves a fist or other implement to vigorously gather resources.

"Hey, want to smash rocks together on our lunch break?"

"I'm down to smash some rocks."

by h2ocelot July 6, 2024

rock-pee

originated from jimmy's brain
The water that drips from the cave
ceiling that is most definitely not the
pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that
is impossible.

Hey look! There's rock-pee dripping from those rocks in a cave 5km (3.1mi) deep!

by rockpeeholder August 17, 2024

rock consciousness

A being (usually a human being) that has the amazing capability to consistently fail to understand any abstract concept, social cue, literary element, or hint within conversation. They seem to be so stupid that it prompts one to ask, “How did this person manage to get this far in life?”
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.

This customer had a rock consciousness. They complained that the food they were given didn’t look exactly like the picture on the menu.

by aevigata July 15, 2019

Rock on, zay🤘🏽

A sign of happyness and sickness. "Totally rad" and cool hand gesture used by the mexican c*rtel.

He hit me with the Rock on, zay🤘🏽 after fucking my a
*ssh*le

by Goglepnasyu August 17, 2024

Rock

A nickname for a trustworthy individual that kicks ass.

Nice work rock (Derbes).

by Nick Derb December 6, 2013