A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"
by pps123234 May 2, 2013
Get the Cooney Jobmug. 1.The act of using one or more hair braids to get someone off. Can be applied to either sex.
2. The act of getting your hair braided by someone.
2. The act of getting your hair braided by someone.
by roostertit February 24, 2014
Get the braid jobmug. A phrase used towards individuals who have masteterd the art of the turntables and fist bumping in the club.
Tony: Hey whats the DJ's name at the booth
Buck: His name is DJ Scoliosis
Tony: We should go tell him "Good Job DJ!"
Buck: His name is DJ Scoliosis
Tony: We should go tell him "Good Job DJ!"
by EarlySpore November 30, 2018
Get the Good Job DJ!mug. The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
by TruthPC October 19, 2009
Get the Pulling a Jobsmug. Me: "Fuck"
Me: "Shit"
Me: "Bitch"
Me: "Peter Ruette" scares all the kids away
Me: "GET A JOB" scares away all the cringe unemployed people who hate showers and hate jobs
Me: "Shit"
Me: "Bitch"
Me: "Peter Ruette" scares all the kids away
Me: "GET A JOB" scares away all the cringe unemployed people who hate showers and hate jobs
by 6DaMoosical June 6, 2025
Get the Jobmug. by poopnip September 7, 2018
Get the Rave jobmug. When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
by Holidays4men August 21, 2024
Get the Blow Job Seasonmug.