Life or death

In a situation where you need to choose if you want to move backwards onto your dad's dick or forward into your mom

Jack last night was great I played life or death with my parents

by Johnny sinns December 22, 2020

life

A meaningless thing that no one likes. it is full of pure torture. We all live life but no one likes it. ((THIS IS JUST A JOKE))

Why am I alive? WHY DID GOD SAY LIFE WAS GOOD?

by idk123456543 February 24, 2021

Live my life

Sleeping around with your friends

Im not looking for a relationship i just want to live my life right now.

by silence28 March 16, 2021

Life

Having ones dick out for harambe

Just cause
Life

by Heyahjwhwbebej September 16, 2016

Life

Someone that gets tortured in he/her

Life means to go through never ending karmic cycles🕷🕸, to deal with everyone’s bullshit👥🦠 and wait for your time to come♾

Life means death🥳

by Xxlia November 26, 2021

Life

The terrifying time that is only fun for the first 11-12 years

Dead people: “I remember life, it got stressful after 12 years”

by Thetruther99 December 28, 2021

Life

A disease everyone has gotten once
Normally caught the day you where born

Mom: *gives birth*
Me: oh novi got life

by Galaxy aura (a waste of space) November 17, 2019