Splenda Daddy

A “sugar daddy” that is either broke, or does not live up you ones’s expectations.

Chad is such a Splenda Daddy, he couldn’t even afford to buy me a knock-off Gucci purse.

by Jcm89 August 20, 2021

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018

daddy mami

A girl who is attractive, that whom you’d like to call daddy.

Omg did you see Mia today?
Yes total daddy mami!

by Kayster69 April 27, 2022

Daddy

A hot sexy being

A sex doll daddy

by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020

cream daddy

A daddy that gives the good cream

Wow you are a cream daddy!!!!!!!!!????????????? I thought you were a J.A.R.E.L.L!!!!

by The cream daddy himself May 19, 2018

Splenda Daddy

A daddy who pays you for your company and not sexual favors.

He is like the best Splenda Daddy. He takes me out on dates all the time, buys me clothes, and just wants me to be friendly towards him.

by LionBroad December 3, 2016

Soup daddy

A person, generally of the male sex, that has exceptional soup creating skills. The person possesses all the necessary tools, knowledge, ambition and passion to make the perfect soup not only for their own pleasure, but the rest of society.

“Damn Tanner, this soup is delicious! When did you become the soup daddy?”

by Rustyfembot May 13, 2023