cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther

Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL

by chris February 16, 2005

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Monkey Boy

Mashpee student who acts like a monkey because his dad fucked the monkey in the zoo. He is hald monkey with lots of pimples.

Lets go trip monkey boy!!

by poop shoot April 20, 2004

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paris hilton's monkey

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.

Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.

by beanfootage September 13, 2008

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zen monkey project

goodlooking, muscular modern dancers who aren't afriad to touch eachother and enjoy swimming in the nude.

- whoo girl - you are so zen monkey project.
- are you doing the zen monkey project intensive this summer?

by yogababe June 22, 2004

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when you gang banging an orangutan wearing a strap on covered in gorilla glue. then you bang them in the ass and you get stuck and you use their rectum as a condom to have sex with their sister after you rip your dick out.
Ian: yo mamma is so fat, that she makes Paris Hilton look like a tampon.

Jack: Oh ya? Yo mamma's so hairy the last time I had sex with your mother I thought I was in the zoo doing a black monkey style.

by Jack Funky the Black Monkey December 13, 2010

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puppy monkey baby

Puppy monkey baby is a creature that is one third puppy, one third monkey, and one third baby. Puppy monkey baby first appeared on a Mountain Dew commercial during the 50th Superbowl. While this creature has creeped out, horrified, and generally unsettled a large audience, many find the puppy monkey baby (abbreviated as PMB) very cute, funny, and charming.

Person 1: Did you see that Mountain Dew Commercial?
Person 2: The one with the puppy monkey baby???
Person 1: Yeah! Wasn't it sooo cute?
Person 2: Ew! No!
Person 1: Eh, well, Adina Porter likes it.

by HonestDefinitionsMostly May 12, 2016

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