Is there light in your house

How Nigerian girls stylishly say they want to have sex

Is there light in your house?? I want to charge my phone..

by A Broken Boyfriend July 31, 2019

Your chair is sexy

Shes down to fuck

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room

by yeetyeetdanielstink November 8, 2019

flip your patties

The act of flipping someone’s nipples

Imma flip your patties

by I_am-joker November 24, 2019

JEEZ YOUR HEAVY

Names of people Jack Zac Tom Ned Charlie Grinch Lana Greg and all Girls

Zac says to Charlie jeez your heavy

by Zac Pitkin November 25, 2019

Your mom gay

your mom likes women

Definition:
Your mom gay: your mom likes women.

Gay: when one gender/sex likes the same gender/sex

Ex. Dude 1: I don’t have a dad

Dude 2: What the hell??

Dude 1: My mom’s gay

Dude 2: Ooh...

by Ash2007ger December 27, 2019

Resting on your laurels

To present one’s past accomplishments as evidence of present greatness; becoming lackadaisical or passive because of past accolades.

Husband: Bitch, thick chicken is dry af and these potatoes aren’t even cooked!
Wife: I made you beef Wellington with parsnip mousolline yesterday!
Husband: I’m not a misogynist, but damn it, girl! Quit resting on your laurels and step up your game.

by MexiCanTankery March 25, 2019

Chicken your nuggets

Funny way of saying I’ll wreck your crap

I’ll chicken your nuggets if you don’t back up bro

by YeetamusPrime April 17, 2019