Pooping Out Shoestrings

To poop out thin stringy turds

"I was on the toilet for 10 minutes pooping out shoestrings"

by UltraBusGamePlayZ March 29, 2024

poop

If you’re nine years old or younger, this simple word is comedy gold in your eyes.

Poopy poopy! *insert hysterical laughter*

by TheCrapInTheHat May 17, 2021

poop

brown stuff that comes out of your booty hole. it could also be dark green and watery.

"Hey look at his poop stain! It looks so yummy"

by hay is for horses September 21, 2021

Poop

poop

Jacob: Hey man what'd u do in that bathroom

Poopyman: i poop

by biego December 11, 2019

Poop-Pack

A nickname that is typically given to a person with a quick temper. You are to accuse the person of pooping in a backpack and then zipping it up and taking said backpack to middle school while they are in middle school. This nickname is only said around the person and is never mentioned unless the person is within earshot. The sole purpose of the nickname is to make the person turn red with anger.

Person 1: There goes Poop-Pack(Person 3), I heard he pooped in a backpack once!
Person 2: This is true.
Person 3:Shut up! I did not poop in a backpack!

by Archibald Ozimandias May 22, 2024

Poop Viagra

Another word for industrial strength ass blast.

JB: Tonight, go out and shit on a few skanks. Tomorrow, you're a one poop man. *he pulls out the laxatives*

Chris: What's this?

JB: It's Viagra, brother. Poop Viagra.

by RichardCheese7ps December 3, 2021

Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.

I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.

by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022