Hold my nuts

The act of carusone being made to hold moyers nuts often interchangeable with dennis

Carusone, hold my nuts

by KongDongVonHuge'n'Long November 5, 2020

Post nut olive branch

A post nut olive branch is where a man extends his arm out for a cuddle following sex. This signifies that the man doesn’t hate his sexual partner and is ready to enjoy her company again

I think I might like her bro, I had accidentally extended the post nut olive branch last night

by Demontooth April 28, 2023

get off my nuts

An expression used by a person who is feeling pressure in a social situation by either a specific individual or a group of people. This specific individual or group of people are usually trying to get the person who uses the expression to do something that they don't want to do.

"Every time I go home for the holidays my grandmother never fails to ask me about when I am going to settle down, get married, and have kids. I'd never say it out loud, but in my head I'm like 'get off my nuts grandma!'"

by NYLAsexbomb November 24, 2006

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

brick luke deez nuts

Is a term used on brick-hill.com to make fun of the dead founder brick-Luke it was created by xvbones aka the original Lukeposter

user: brick Luke deez nuts

Other users: you can’t say that!!

by Redwister May 8, 2021

get my nut off

V. to ejaculate, usually used by males to describe what level of sexual play they would like to achieve with a female

Mike: "So you wanna date her or what?"
Daniel: "Nah man, I'm just tryna get my nut off. You know what I'm sayin?"

by Korubi August 15, 2008

Sex nuts and retard strong

The sexual excitement of a mentally handicapped person.

What if a customer comes in and my jerkin off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong? Suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth.

by Shadows24k April 27, 2011