Joe

The average man who goes to the bar to eat 87 nails and 7 push pins to blow of some steam from a fight with his gf

Bartender-Hey joe you want the normal Joe- ya. Bartender- All right common right up.

by Ishd November 6, 2021

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A Joe Reason

Something so idiotically moronic spoken/written that any and all who read/hear it should instantly ignore, forget and move on swiftly.

"Why didn't he like X?"
"Ah don't worry dude, he gave me a Joe reason"
"I've already forgotten him"

by Pattsey December 14, 2021

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The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.

Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”

Kostas: “disgusting”

by TheGreekGenius February 8, 2023

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Joe

NEVER ASK WHO JOE IS AS THE PERSON WHO SAID IT MAY RESPOND WITH “Joe Mama” CAUSING YOU TO HAVE A STROKE AND FUCKING DIE

Jesus: have you heated of that Joe kid from down the street?
Xxxtentacion: no who is he?
Jesus: Joe Mama lmfao get bent over kid
Xxxtentacion: *screaming in pain*

by domiskiqe is here September 21, 2019

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