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john murder that girl mooo

( search ) “ mooo “
Timmy “ John, what did you get up to this weekend? Damn did you see what happened to that girl on the news? wait weren’t you dating a girl from wicker park? oh shit! That was the girl you were dating wasn’t it

John “ mooo! “
by frontlines April 26, 2025
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john's negative 3

something uber homosexual. derived from the fact that negative 3 girls like someone (john doe), making it 3 guys liking him, thus the negative 3 is homosexual.
"dude that guy right there is sooooo john's negative 3."

Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.
by stinsons October 21, 2010
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Epping St Johns

Meaning where something / someone tries way too hard to fit in with the rest, whatever the cost may be.
Friend: You see that geezer over there, he's trying to fit in way to hard even though everyone has a bad impression of him

You: Yeah, mate. He's a bit of an Epping St Johns (ESJ if you are feeling fancy) don't you think
by sushimonster271 December 16, 2021
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John Wayne

What people think: A legendary western movie actor.

Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.
John Wayne was the white supremacist to end all white supremacists.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023
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John

A john is a short guy who steps on a person's crops for fuhn
by Cjdkjfjfificjfjfjkfkfkfk November 5, 2019
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John

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by Robert e wiggle bottom July 20, 2022
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John-Phobia

Being fearful and/or offended by the name "John" because your it's your exes new boyfriend.
Every time I hear or read "John Oliver" it triggers my John-Phobia.
by Ntlane2004 July 7, 2023
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