Drive Me Insane

A website where people rig objects in their home like lamps and you are allowed to control thoes objects

Well I feel like making other peoples lives a little worse lets go to www.drivemeinsane.com

by Kyle Little November 29, 2004

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

fuck me in the neck

A nonsensical phrase used to express surprise or dismay. Similar to "Oh, my god!"

As Joe reached for his change, the wind blew a 20 dollar bill out of his hand. "Fuck me in the neck!"

by Bobbie Joe Snidely April 26, 2006

Call Me Bold and Wrap Me In Lima Beans

A saying used to exaggerate how bold of a call one is making

Jeff: You REALLY think the Dolphins will win the super bowl?
Greg: Absolutely! Call me bold and wrap me in lima beans...
Jeffery: Wow. Confident...

by Winzfordayz September 21, 2019

fuck me blind

1. For one to be confused or excited.

Well Fuck me blind I dont know who the hell that bitch was!!

by Hellish_Labyrinth April 2, 2005

show me the money

This is a particular phrase that gives you minerals and vaspene gas when you type in "show me the money" in the game Starcraft.
The phrase "show me the... MONKEY!" was said wrong by this man in a commercial.

I said "show me the money!" and he gave me a monkey.

by James Gaylo Focker February 5, 2005

Tickle Me Elmo

Whatever the media says that the "it" gift for the current holiday season is. Based on the 1996-onward craze for the "Tickle Me Elmo" doll, featuring the "Elmo" character from "Sesame Street." This US$30.00 toy was seen to sell for over US$1,000.00 due to extreme demand. Hence, any toy, game, or device that is supposed to be the "HOT" item for any given gift-giving season.

My son wants a drift-style scooter. I can buy kick-scooters by the dozen, but drift-scooters are this year's Tickle Me Elmo.

by Nighthawk-81 January 23, 2011