It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug. Eye shadow on a guy.
by Sinematik February 16, 2024
Get the Guy Shadowmug. by Derricks2 April 5, 2022
Get the very good guysmug. The most underrated transit enthusiast out there, very top tier, knows all about buses, nerd of The Bee-Line System
by Guy that likes buses November 25, 2021
Get the Orion Vii Guy / Thebroman133mug. Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.
Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.
by DragonSlayer90210 September 12, 2013
Get the FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo)mug. "That Guy" refers to the player Phreakyahs who is literally him. Often referred to as "The one", "Jmoorsey's Superior", or just "Massa", Phreakyahs has power levels well beyond that of any authority.
by FantasticFreedoms December 13, 2024
Get the That Guymug. by ofofjejdjtjkctlelz January 29, 2025
Get the hi blog welcome to my guysmug.