spread your toes

Spread your toes: To die, to expire to cease to exist. A common and almost humorous way to express death.

To “Spread your toes”. When did uncle Matt spread his toes? “Oh:He spread his toes on July 9th” To die, to punch out, to crap out.

Strictly speaking a description of a death.

by Gregg The Lawrencville Hunkey April 22, 2018

Pee In Your Vagina

A male pissing in a woman's vagina for pleasure. Is not adviced. Don't do it. It's gross. Please. She'll hate you.

I will totally pee in your vagina later, gurl.

by Anonononomoos January 6, 2018

Your Royal Heinous

What you're really saying in your seemingly-respectful greeting of a political-figurehead leader whom you actually view as being a horridly mean/cruel/selfish person.

In the popular musical comedy "Fiddler on the Roof", it appears that the oppressed citizens of Anatevka secretly view their heavy-handed government leader as "Your Royal Heinous" --- in an opening scene, the rabbi is asked: “Is there a proper blessing for the tsar?” The rabbi responds: “A blessing for the tsar?” He ponders awhile, then pronounces: “Of course... 'May God bless and keep the tsar... far away from us'!”

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

flushing your aces

Getting rid of or losing something highly valuable.

Example - Flushing Your Aces: Man, that poor sucker really flushed his aces when he broke up with her.

by JingleberryJones January 27, 2020

target on your back

When you are a mark named Mark and are either walking or standing still and a target or green light and red scope are behind you and on your back.

You did the right thing and walked away, but you should know there is a target on your back now.

Watch your six when you can't be my nine.

by MrMathAllOfYous November 9, 2020

Love your work

A casual aussie compliment praising somebody for something they've done.

"Geez Cole, that software product you helped develop to make millions of people happier and healthier is bloody awesome mate, love your work."

by aussiebigdawg November 17, 2020

Watch your peanuts!

A phrase that is said when one has purchased a bag of peanuts before going down a ski lift, and is waiting for the safety bar to lower, that warns them to protect their bag of peanuts.

When John was lowering the ski lift safety bar, he jokingly nudged Peter and said, "Watch your peanuts!"

by B. Ricky November 27, 2020