Ur mom

She is probably somewhere eating a sandwich.

Guy: dude omg

Guy2: what bro?

Guy:look! It’s ur mom

…

Guy:eating a sandwich

by Daswatshesed February 4, 2022

mom

Someone who tells people that they don't want negativity in their life but there are the negative ones who starts everything.

i don't like being negative - mom

5 min later

hey stop eating you are fat -mom

by Josh parry. December 18, 2022

Ur Mom.

A comeback to win every argument ever.

Person 1: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Ur Mom.

Person 1: Hey I have some leftovers do you want some?
Person 2: Nah, ill just have ur Mom.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

ur mom

the hottest bitch in the world

friend: what’s on your weekends to do list?
me: ur mom
friend: 🙁

by brynn 🤑 April 4, 2022

Your mom

What i like to do!! 🤣🤣🙏🏼

I fugged your mom yesterday

by Caniputmyballsinyojaws400 August 29, 2021

Guam mom

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

your mom

pronunciation: yore-mahm
definition: gay

jim: "Oh I wonder who took my lubes last night"
bob: "your mom"
jim: "isn't she gay?"

by hazelnutmei March 29, 2023