Drive Me Insane

A website where people rig objects in their home like lamps and you are allowed to control thoes objects

Well I feel like making other peoples lives a little worse lets go to www.drivemeinsane.com

by Kyle Little November 29, 2004

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

fuck me in the neck

A nonsensical phrase used to express surprise or dismay. Similar to "Oh, my god!"

As Joe reached for his change, the wind blew a 20 dollar bill out of his hand. "Fuck me in the neck!"

by Bobbie Joe Snidely April 26, 2006

Call Me Bold and Wrap Me In Lima Beans

A saying used to exaggerate how bold of a call one is making

Jeff: You REALLY think the Dolphins will win the super bowl?
Greg: Absolutely! Call me bold and wrap me in lima beans...
Jeffery: Wow. Confident...

by Winzfordayz September 21, 2019

fuck me blind

1. For one to be confused or excited.

Well Fuck me blind I dont know who the hell that bitch was!!

by Hellish_Labyrinth April 2, 2005

show me the money

This is a particular phrase that gives you minerals and vaspene gas when you type in "show me the money" in the game Starcraft.
The phrase "show me the... MONKEY!" was said wrong by this man in a commercial.

I said "show me the money!" and he gave me a monkey.

by James Gaylo Focker February 5, 2005

Fuck me in the beard

First popularized in the movie "Knocked Up" and more recently among fans of the football club Tottenham Hotspur, due to a fan known as "Dom18" it is a phrase used to convey shock or surprise.

"Newcastle United just made a sensible and well considered managerial appointment!"


"Fuck me in the beard!"

by Zof Ynneb October 18, 2008