Dave Parky Part 2

Following up to part 1..

Dave Parky left his last company for his dirty stupid antics, said person now drives back for his old coach company back in Preston.

Parky lives in Bamber bridge and drives a blue Mercedes, said person had a wife Tracy Thornley who is completely oblivious to Dave parky’s antics and obviously she thinks he’s best thing since sliced bread!

Dave Parky likes to go about his day treating people and telling them to stop what they are doing because obviously he’s being found out.. he’s also going about telling people that himself and Nick will come down to sort things out 😂

Dave and Nick couldn’t fight through a wet paper bag and needs to think again about his friends! He also has another friend Andy newlands who’s also another wet wipe and likes to be piggy in the middle relaying messaging across because the big man Parky and hill can’t do it themselves.

Part 3 to come soon. Stay tuned people.

Hey Dave Parky part 2, why can’t you fight you own battles fatty?

by Dave_parky December 5, 2021

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1/2 weeb

So, you like anime, huh? But you don’t want to be a weeb like the others? Well, this is how you would be. You would just watch anime and say how much you like it. None of this “sugoi” bullshit. Just liking Japanese cartoons, and yes, maybe even enjoying yourself to a wank when you watch it!

I thought he was obsessed with anime, but i guess he is not. Turns out he is a 1/2 weeb.

by Amiiboman September 11, 2019

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2:05 AM

The time in which I am typing this. wait nvm it just changed it's 2:06 now :)

It's 2:05 AM.

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.

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2 out of 3

I’ll give you 2 out of 3

Hym “Leeet’s see... Ben says that when it comes to health insurance the three metrics are Quality, Accessibility, and Affordability and that you can only have 2 out of 3... So I’ll give you the same deal. We have the gangstalking (imposed schizophrenia), we have the retard sex cult, and we have the taking credit for my things... I’ll give you 2 of your choosing. How does that sound? I’m nothing if not reasonable (when it comes to things that aren’t retard sex cults).”

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