rock consciousness

A being (usually a human being) that has the amazing capability to consistently fail to understand any abstract concept, social cue, literary element, or hint within conversation. They seem to be so stupid that it prompts one to ask, “How did this person manage to get this far in life?”
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.

This customer had a rock consciousness. They complained that the food they were given didn’t look exactly like the picture on the menu.

by aevigata July 15, 2019

Rock on, zay🤘🏽

A sign of happyness and sickness. "Totally rad" and cool hand gesture used by the mexican c*rtel.

He hit me with the Rock on, zay🤘🏽 after fucking my a
*ssh*le

by Goglepnasyu August 17, 2024

Rock and Pop

Music made by constipated cats

I was tired of music by other animals so I got a rock and pop cd made by constipated cats.

by bogosuperelf November 20, 2020

Rock

A nickname for a trustworthy individual that kicks ass.

Nice work rock (Derbes).

by Nick Derb December 6, 2013

rock

a fucking rock, are you stupid?

Person: hey dude is that a rock?

by RedPandaDude March 5, 2020

Spice Rack Space Rock

A micro-genre of psychedelic rock music that is influenced by many different eastern cultures.

Have you heard Popul Vuh, man? They're using all sorts of sitars, didgeridoos, and water drums. It's some real spice rack space rock

by nuerdino February 18, 2013

Rock-taku

Derived from Japanese word "Otaku," it means someone who only listens to and cares about rock music.

Omg he's such an Rock-taku!!

by Imveryweird March 24, 2009