meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

Port Meat

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.

I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.

by Drew East December 11, 2022

meat scrap

The foreskin after it has been circumcised

Stop being stupid you fucking meat scrap

by John ZZ October 22, 2017

meat sledding

Where you and another person sled but one of the participants is inserted into the other.

DD and D1G went meat sledding.

by Ejire December 12, 2017

Suck a meat sausage

Suck a dick but without actually saying it

You know what bitch suck a meat sausage
I be u like sucking meat sausages hahaha

by Gabby7807 January 25, 2021

sukhoi meat rider

They praise Sukhoi like a god and say any jet they made was the best jet ever made. these people say that the su57 is the best stealth fighter even being disproven multiple times in a row

Sukhoi meat rider-the best fighter is the su27 no matter what even if its old and outdated.

by hampter33445 April 5, 2024

Meat Monkey

A slur for gay men

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”

by Tweak-er March 5, 2022