Michigan Meat Stick

A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.

I ate so much food last night that this shit is definitely gonna be a Michigan Meat Stick

by UnkySnit10 July 2, 2023

Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

meat tipping

1. tipping the waiter with your meat

so we're meat tipping...

by mr tally man February 3, 2024

Meat Slap

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat

I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"

by Wavy gang March 2, 2024

Meat Slap

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.

by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

by ClassicJohn October 1, 2019

Haitian Meat Smuggler

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner

Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021