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Life

Life is a gift, most of the time a horrible gift. Life could be awesome, then someone ruins it for you.
Some people's lives are so horrible they throw it away. Or they couldn't bare the cruelty people made it.
But some people have the low chance of an awesome experience of it, they could win the lottery, be treated so nicely, look amazing. But one person could ruin that, one.
Sad :
Nancy : "Hey Derek, have you seen Kate this week? She hasn't been picking up her phone.."
Derek : "Haven't you heard? Kate ended her.. life."
Nancy : "What.. you're lying, right??"
Derek : "No? Why would I, it was all over the news!"

Please don't be the reason someone takes away that gift.

Happy :

Percy : "Oh my god!! Guess what Jack!"
Jack : "What happened??"
Percy : "Our friend Mark and his wife had a baby recently! Isn't that so exciting!"
Jack : "Oh my god, that is so sweet! By the way, one question?"
Percy : "Go ahead?"
Jack : "How exactly do women get pregnant?"
Percy : "Oh uhm..."

Yippee
by qpdu February 5, 2024
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My Life, As A Game Character

My Life, As A Game Character, started when I discovered that, I am Square Enix's Priestess Kai/Ki, therefore saving my life.
Maybe when I return, to my original Priestess Kai/Ki self, I will write a book, which I will call My Life, As A Game Character. It's funny, that I am obsessed, with gaming, only to ironically discover, that I am, a game character myself! Weird!
by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024
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A very popular and heavily memed quote from controversial influencer "LowTierGod", where he tells someone to commit suicide.
by ThunderTheFurry February 7, 2024
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Slav life

Slav is short for Slavic, ethnolinguistic group
Slav life, we survive in the hard times
Shut up woman, do the dishes,

You are my wife 🎶
by fak nato February 8, 2024
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Moms life

a phrase many roadmen and black people say. most of the time theyre chatting shit (lying)
bob: you took my sweets!
david: moms life i didnt
by eeveelover42069 February 8, 2024
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The Bestival life

This means living your best life with the best friend you can always count on for sure.
In my own words to describe our friendship is this the Bestival life we live and love and will forever.
by Amiyj February 9, 2024
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Fortnite in real life

The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.
‘where my victory royale
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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