What the John

When someone says something that may be deemed bull shit or is bullshit

Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”

Definition: response to someone bullshitting

by John the Johner April 8, 2024

john tarshi

A curly headed, huncho, a boss man, one that never gives up, stays loyal to girls, he’s a class clown, athletic, and loves blue crisp hundred dollar bills, saves up his money to buys what he wants, a man that often gets his hard broken by special ones but is still able to act completeley normal and still keep it a 1000%, this kid is going big places, you better hold on tight tight to this one. He’s crazy In love with driving. Speeds like there isn’t any cops on the road, don’t drive a car unless it’s a foreign, and remeber shmoney talks you walk

John Tarshi

by John Tarshi May 2, 2018

John

A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.

person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle

by shutyomouthhoe7 September 12, 2022

Johned

To mess up frequently in cases particularity to spelling, grammar, and attracting females.

Guy #1: Look at that guy, he just got denied by that girl.
Guy #2: Ya, he totally johned up.

by Monica Marcone April 6, 2017

John Keaney

Sexiest man alive

Damn he really looks like John Keaney

by I heart bbc August 13, 2021

John

A replacement for the F word, can be used as a joke or a racial slur.

John you, you stupid john

by doxxd August 30, 2023

John Smith

The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky

John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby

by MineDucky January 2, 2023