Dick Turner

One becomes a "Dick Turner" when one gets drunk and fails to have the courtesy of sobering up before going about their daily grind, thus ruining other people's days by their drunkard actions.

You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:

1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.

"Don't be such a dick turner"


Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"

Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"

by OG Branflake January 4, 2009

Stinky Dick

A condition that causes a man's penis to smell bad.

I suffer from stinky dick. Every time I take a piss it smell just like shit

by jm2011 January 7, 2012

Dick Fist

Zero, When you make a "dick fist" with your hand it looks like the number 0

Proper execution of the use of the term would be as follows:

Bill: "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"

Joe:(Make a dick fist) "Dick Fist, I don't eat that crap."

by TMDJ January 7, 2011

Dick Goo

That shit that cums out of your twelve inch train of pain when you get excited.

I was fuckin your mom last night, but she threw me out cause I got dick goo all up in her hair. It was a sticky mess.

by Rebecca Klein March 5, 2008

Fanny Dick

A Fanny Pack which is only used for transporting ruber dicks (dildo).

Yo, that guy has a fanny dick around his waist.

by Rim Job Rob February 22, 2008

Fat dick

Just a fat dick is there more to explain

He had a fat dick

by Daddybiscuit42 August 30, 2017

dick dancer

A man whose main daily goal is to give the dick to whoever he can. He has no discretion or standards and will hit anything with legs and a vagina. Main thoughts "I got the dick, I got the dick...U want the dick?...I got the dick"

That dude ran through every group o hoes, sluts, and bitches west of santa monica. His ass is a dick dancer.

by abooboo December 19, 2005