Ur Dog A Cat

the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.

Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*

by UMGUDLUGTUDF May 23, 2018

Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.

What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

Cat

not a dog

you bitch as nigga did you get that cat last night

by Cecelia Chase May 23, 2018

cat

a cool person, someone who's slick and sexy, someone who get's all the girls

Person A: Man, you see Tom over there?
Person B: Yeah, dude, he's such a cat

by FIGHTMEHOES May 25, 2018

cat

An adorably cute animal with sharp claws and pointy teeth that some people are allergic to😀

This cat is so cute

Ow it scratched me

Oh no I'm allergic to cats

by fxyrsjtrzystjxrytjssjtzrtausut May 26, 2018

Cat

The pure evil

What cats favourite number 666

by Ender10354 April 15, 2018

kiki the cat

Petey's cat that is very loving and cuddly . He's black but that's okay, we're not racist.

Kiki the cat is such a sweety baby kitty cat

by TridentLord195 May 27, 2018