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Ass Twik

What you call someone who you really dislike, but have to show the contrary. Also used when wanting to avoid heavy profanities coming out of one's mouth.

The word was created in the early '20s during the pandemic induced surge in rental properties prices, where landlords and real estate agencies alike could take advantage of young people anxiously searching for homes to live in.
- "Man, I fucking hate landlords and real estate agencies"
- "Yes, they're complete ass twiks"
by h8lanlords.co.uk August 27, 2021
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ass to moth

A very delicate and exotic sexual maneuver performed by the societal elite. It involves the insertion of one's phallus into a willing, or unwilling, human anal cavity and the rapid extraction of said phallus, so as to create a gaping hole, moths are then quickly thrown inside of the cavity and the phallus is subsequently reinserted. The moths will then try to escape but will be blocked by the tip of the phallus, thus creating a euphoric sensation for the penetrater.
"I went to this posh, socialite sex party. I didn't know the rich, elite had such insatiable, sexual palates. I participated in an ass to moth circle. I felt like the tip of my dick was going to explode with pleasure."
by zeezer43 July 9, 2021
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Meat ass

Meat ass is when your ass is meat or in sex someone tells you to meat ass them
I’m gonna meat ass you.”
by Hey what’s your name September 4, 2022
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Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin is used to describe a person who you encounter and don't know much about, but you know "I would hate to be them". A person can be an Ass Goblin for many reasons such as a Karen yelling at the cashier because her order was wrong or a crackhead asking for money outside of the gas station. An Ass Goblin is a very unpleasant person, it could be by actions, looks, or general stupidity. Ass Goblins are a true enemy of the public and should be avoided at all costs.
Freind 1: When I went to the gas station earlier everyone there was an Ass Goblin.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
by Anonymous7232826 September 11, 2022
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ass gift

Someone who has a gift for rippin ass, they can fart on will and they make stinks that you will want to die from.
My friend has a real ass gift he made it stink in my house last night
by Gasa blaster November 26, 2022
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Ass Long

“Damn, this sonic level is ass long!”
by ShortBusMcGee May 11, 2022
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Not assed lad

Rauhzu says it to fear because he's a Martin
Aye u not assed lad, run my officials in dh bro I'll 5-0 u
by Rouz October 3, 2022
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