November 2

National make a baby day where you and someone else have to make a baby

"hey isn't it November 2?"
"Oh fuck, better get to making a baby"

by sparklingwator November 2, 2021

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Apocalypse Rising 2

Apocalypse Rising 2, commonly referred to as Apoc 2, AR2, or simply Apoc, was the disappointing and, quite frankly, God awfully boring sequel to the once popular ROBLOX game; Apocalypse Rising. Apocalypse Rising 2 has many dickeaters who still play the game. There is no charm or fun to be had in this game. The charm, fun, memories, and friends from the original game was lost. Many players will convince themselves that the game is fun and they are part of some community even though there is no community, comp scene, or fun to be had. If you have fallen into this hole of perpetual grinding for those outfits with broken spawn rates, or because the first game is dead, I beg of you to go back before it's too late. Stop playing this game. You are wasting your life, staring at a screen, for what? So your character can have some pants which are practically indifferentiable from the other pants you unlocked at the start of the game? This game has sucked since it came out, and everyone knew it was dead before it was "released."

Person: Yo wanna play Apocalypse Rising 2?
Friend: Hell nah that game is ass.

by SR71Wizard October 30, 2023

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Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022

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