1/2 STROKES

When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.

Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.

by reDRagon Fan September 25, 2018

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Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

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Stick up 2

The act of shoving a stick up ones own nostril as an act of proving ones bravery by confronting ones own deepest darkest and totally Irrational fear of pine cones caused by the traumatic beating when one was a child.

Guy1: I think I’m ready to have a stick up 2
Guy2: I’m so proud of you for confronting your fear of pine cones caused by the traumatic beating that your parents inflicted upon you

Guy3: I’m gonna to kill my self

by Goddess of ho May 31, 2018

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