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John Hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks
by funnyjim101 October 1, 2017
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john kerry

A moderate Democratic Senator, different ranking methods rate him between the 12th and 22nd most liberal Senator, he is in the center of the Democratic Party. Voted for the Iraq War. During the Democratic primary most people said they voted for him for no other reason than him being "electable". In exit polls 80% of the people who voted for Kerry said they were going on what they had seen on TV, 20% had actually researched all of the candidates. It was the opposite for Dean, 80% of the people who had voted for Howard Dean had researched all of the candidates. He was not a "flip-flopper", he never changed his mind on an issue, but on many issues he was deliberately vague. Contrary to Republican propaganda he did have one consistent position on Iraq.

Even though Kerry was such a poor candidate, Bush won with the smallest margin of victory for a sitting president in U.S. history. Bush received 2.5% more than Kerry; the closest previous margin won by a sitting President was 3.2% for Woodrow Wilson in 1916.
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I'm sick of the Democratic Party nominating conservative Democrats, it's time to have a real liberal like Dennis Kucinich run for President. I will admit that Kerry was slightly better than Clinton or Gore.
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by Juan Gomez July 19, 2008
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John Snowball

John Snowball is a very sexy person. He is a bi-sexual queen and he has a very sexy voice. John has got bright blue hair which makes him stand out in the crowd and all of the attention goes to him. Without John Snowball, we would all be lost! Mr Snowball is also very famous and young adolescents admire him for who he is.
Person A: ‘did you watch John Snowball’s live last night?’
Person B: ‘yes! He is just amazing!’
by Nigha Vill May 8, 2022
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John Poostain

Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.
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John Morrison

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John

John, or Jawn Noun, Orgin: American Slang. Meaning a device of any sort of which you inhale. Not to be confused with John, he sucks. Most well used with Qwomp (the action of using the John) Also spelt like Jawn.
You can I use the John, Yo can I qwomp the John? Jawn?
by John Qwomper August 21, 2019
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pulling a john

Willfully doing something intentionally or unintentionally irresponsible or out right dumb
You just went fully retard by pulling a john
by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024
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