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God

A being that many belive in even if we all know that doesn't exists
-Hey! Do you belive in GOD?
-Wtf is that?
by Crixz June 26, 2017
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God’s Fork

A fork utensil with a knife on the side, and a spoon on the bottom.
Yo brah you got any god’s forks in your house?
by donovanni January 7, 2023
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Good Morning and God Bless

This is when you consume breakfast and coffee while on the toilet in the morning.
Kid Strange’s peers find it weird that he performs a good morning and god bless as a ritual before work.
by TwoBeats May 23, 2018
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God’s rub

When a person rubs a towel between their ass cheeks
After i got out of the shower i did a god’s rub
by TeamFortress3Official November 10, 2025
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God

Hey God! Want to go out to eat?
by Dp76 June 9, 2022
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God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt
Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!
by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023
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Gods real name

Yahweh.
God´s real name is Yahweh but Elohim, Adonai, Jireh, Shadai, Tzevaot, El Elyon and Abba are also very popular and important in christianity.
Of course Allah is also a real name of god in Islam and there are people believing that Bhudda is god.

It is also interesting to be thinking about the translated versions of the word god as for example Gott (German), Gud (Swedish & Norwegian), Dieux (French), Dios (Spanish) Dio (Italy), Kami Sama (Japan), Prah Jau (Thai), Bog (Russia & Poland), Patmeshwa (Hindi), Shangdi (Shen) (China) and Jumala (Finland) and of course Theos (Greek).

Jehova has also become a popular name of god.

Some eastern religions consider Vishnu and Rama real name of god. Maybe Shiva...
Gods real name is Yahweh
Gods real name can be different in other religions
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