carpal tunnel syndrome

is a wrist and/or arm injury caused by making love to oneself

It's Valentine's day...there will be surge of carpal tunnel syndrome cases.

by Mr.Guy_Boyman December 13, 2014

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A disease that is mostly common with toddlers and young children and is shared through means of video exposure and word of mouth by these videos called "Skibidi Toilet" It is very dangerous and by any means (even killing the host or recipient) should be prevented.

TL;DR: Don't search it up man trust me.

"I feel worried about my child, he is on his tablet more than usual and he watches these toilet videos with speakers."
"Oh, I think he has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome."

by Ant_Guy August 28, 2023

Inner Beauty Syndrome

When an unattractive woman believes she is just as dateable as more attractive women based on her higher quality of personality. Said unattractive woman feels that she has been overlooked by men looking for dates, and is therefore bitter towards all men.

Also known as IBS.

Rob: I was trying to talk to that fat chick just to be nice because she looks lonely, but she was a total bitch to me.

Will: Ahh, don't worry about it, she's got a bad case of Inner Beauty Syndrome.

by The Goon Platoon June 17, 2009

Zsa Zsa Syndrome

Basic definition: When a woman has had multiple husbands.

Typically a woman with "Zsa Zsa Syndrome" will have had multiple husbands (at least two or more). These women feel the need to trade up. A women with this syndrome will only keep a husband for a maximum of five years before kicking him to the curb. Often, the women with this syndrome is justified in divorcing her man because he could have been less than perfect. It's also possible that a man with more money came along, causing her to trade up to the richer man.

To be afflicted with this syndrome is not necessarily a bad thing. It can have a positive outcome. Benfits are being able to trade up, and when you are sick of your huband you can divorce him and get a new one, thus being able to fall in love again and again or just marry a really rich man.

This syndrome was discovered when the "Gabor Sisters" all had multiple husbands, with Zsa Zsa having the most, therefore coining the term "Zsa Zsa Syndrome".

by A Zsa Zsa September 6, 2009

Safeway Shit Syndrome

A condition that affects a person in where someone has to take a shit minutes after entering a Safeway. Rumor has it that the section of the pharmacy where they create high powered subscription laxatives in right under the ventilation system, spreading any particles from the creation throughout the store and causing the sudden urge to shit.

Matt: Get some some chips for the party, I got the sudden urge to take a shit!

Dan: You've got Safeway Shit Syndrome, damn I've go to shit too!

by zar21 March 23, 2011

Small dick syndrome

When a member of the male species is a complete dickface to girls/people in general to compensate for his complete lack in size of penis. He often likes to consider himself a womanzier.

1) James Finch.

2) "Wow, what a douche. I think you might have small dick syndrome!"

by LOlolwtfbbq June 4, 2010

prince charming syndrome

(noun)- when girls get so caught up in romatic movies, books and songs that they actually beleive that boys act like that in real life. after then get disappointed time after time it get mad at boys are turn bitter.when really serve turns into frog prince syndrome

Girl: Why don't you act like Noah from "The Notebook"?
Boy: Damn, cuz he aint real
Girl: :(
Boy: you got some prince charming syndrome.

by MissBossB August 19, 2009